hey handsome

My dad says “hey handsome” a lot. He’s been doing this since i was born, mostly to greet his good male friends. It’s kind of like his hello and his superpower.

“Hey handsome” is very powerful when said to people he meets for the first time and who he appreciates, like waiters or home depot employees.

For men who are confident and secure with themselves and their sexuality, they’ll appreciate a new salutation. However, if they’re not in on it, the greeting will drop kick every man who hears it…they’ll ask: who the hell is this guy talking about? Is he talking about me? Am I the handsome one? Does he want to fuck?

Well, my dad doesn’t want to fuck. My dad is saying: yeah you’re handsome, and more importantly: it’s a pleasure to make your acquaintance.

hey handsome, guess what? Our new friend failed the vibe check yesterday. i said hey handsome when i saw him and he thought i was hitting on him!

by Sickomonster July 11, 2023

Handshake Email

When one has your email but wishes to share their email address, so they send you an email for the purpose of sharing their own email address or contact details.

first personHi, please email me back at my new location.
second personYou have my email, please send me a handshake email with your contact details and I will reply.

by Shaoak April 3, 2009

nutty hands

when you stick your hands in your asshole or rub them on your sweaty nuts you get wee bit nutty.

man that anton lingle kid has some wicked nutty hands.

by Daniel shaw May 20, 2008

Sunscreen Hands

After applying sunscreen, there is still a ton of it on your hands. It's greasing and disgusting...

To avoid sunscreen hands, get someone else to use spray sunscreen on you.

by iheartbrownie September 26, 2009

Eskimo Handshake

the act of a male sticking his hand in ice water till it goes numb and then using it to jack off. The numbness is akin to a stranger.

I know a guy that got frostbite while giving himself the eskimo handshake. What a dumbass.

by p-d-c June 29, 2010

Medieval Handshake

When you hand shake someone where you grab the other persons forearm instead of the traditional grabbing of hands. Mostly used by badasses.

As Brad got out of the airport Rob gave him a solid Medieval Handshake to welcome him home.

by the medievaler November 7, 2015

Spit Handshake

An incredibly powerful sacred handshake. Only rivalled by the elusive Pinky Swear.

Spitting in your hand before shaking hands is a holy ritual amongst men...spit handshake

by sanchopancho02 June 4, 2019