handballing

Fisting, as practiced anally among gay men.

Handballing is a true expression of boy-love

by cornholio October 16, 2003

Handbook

A public group of friends on Facebook that give each other a hand from time to time.

I met my girlfriend on Handbook.

by pubesforpetrolem June 19, 2010

mexican handbomb

when you crap youre pants, roll it up in a ball then throw it at someone.

me: That bitch michelle threw a mexican handbomb at jaime yesterday.

my friend: what the fuck she is fucked in the head

by (sic) maggot 666 October 25, 2006

The Granny Handy

You soak your hand in water until it gets wrinkly, then masturbate.

"The Granny Handy" ... You soak your hand in water until it gets wrinkly, then masturbate.

by ykmdinobrown January 13, 2013

Grammar Nazi Handbook

Another word for a dictionary, often used by inexperienced Grammar Nazis who haven't already memorized the damn thing.

random guy: Hey dude, just because I don't know how to spell illiturut doesn't mean i'm stupid

Novice Grammar Nazi: HOW THE HELL COULD YOU MISSPELL ILLIT-...er......hang on let me check me check my Grammar Nazi Handbook for a second...ILLITERATE!?!? HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU NOT GET THAT RIGHT DUMBASS?!??

random guy: what the fuck.....

by Akrylik September 1, 2009

european handball

the greatest sport of all time, played with great intensity and played to win.
only the great survive this battle on the court, and it takes some balls to survive this game.

theres a basket involved, and a goal where you throw the ball just to throw it at the goalie. yeaaah, whats better?
don't forget to take three really big steps during your dribbles!

"wow, look at that kid go! he can play european handball like a pro!"

by OysterBay HighSchool November 20, 2007

handyjam

One of the several names for a handjob.

-Dude nick got a handyjam from that new girl last night.

-No way good for him.

by handparty99 September 2, 2009