National handbag

Old London slang referring to the dole.

Person 1: I hear Diane's got her hand in the national handbag
Person 2: She always did look a bit poor

by RozzyPoffle July 18, 2016

haddock's handbag

a woman in a high state of sexual excitement

Of course, by closing time she was up for it.. She was "wetter than a haddock's handbag"

by kwikki October 7, 2008

Handblock

Similar to a cockblock but the victim obviously isn't getting any real action.

*On the phone*
Dennis: Hello?

John: Yo Dennis! The boys and I are gonna come pick you up! Time to hit the clubs!!!

Dennis: Man, I would but I gotta study right now. Can you come pick me up in like 15 minutes?

John:........... am I handblocking you right now?

Dennis: Yeah.

John: (hangs up to tell the boys.)

by DaddyDaycock September 8, 2011

Handfasting

Abstaining from masterbation.

Drew: “Hey John, what did you do last night?”

John: “With much difficulty, I handfasted... and it was terrible. Handfasting sucks.”

by I ate all the quiche. December 26, 2018

Swedish Handbrake

sternly straddle the phallus, while cupping the balls in ones mouth and inserting the index finger gently into the anus

Swedish Break-line or the more common Swedish Handbrake

by Woody Catpie July 8, 2010

premature handlation

Occurs upon returning to a locked vehicle, when a passenger pulls the door handle of a car too early, preventing the automatic lock from opening when the driver presses the "open" button on the remote.

Hey, get your head out of your ass! That's the last time I let you perform premature handlation on my car. Now I'm leaving you here to get eaten alive by those mangy wild dogs, Simon.

by jessymadethis December 27, 2010

One Handian

When somebody has trouble using one of their hands they are a one handian i have cp ( cerebral palsy) on my left hand so I am a one Handien

Hey is your hand ok you look like a one handian

by Finn ( One Handien December 12, 2022