A place for a female to sit that comprises a man's lap and, specifically, his erect manhood. Use of this phrase usually implies that more than just sitting (namely, boning) is underway.
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Get the Hair Chair mug.The hair fang is a common hair style among emo and hxc crowds. it is typically dyed black, and covers one eyeball in order to create a mysterious and dark look.
hey dude! that's such a good hair fang ! you look so mysterious! you probably eat bats and stuff huh?!
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Christophers comment about the 'bob' widenning a narrow face, in his persuit of brownie-points and possibly even some t-bagging later, had taken him to the precipice of his hairdressorial understanding!
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Get the Hair Rape mug.When a female ties a male down on a bed or couch by his hands and feet while he is naked and rubs her hair on his body. Starting with face, then chest, the legs, and then jerking you off with e all her hair until you cum or are about to cum and she starts it all over. This is done by girls with very long, soft, silky hair.
"Hey man, did you and Emma enjoy yourselves last night?"
"Dude, it was amazing, she knows I have a hair fetish so she tied me down naked not telling me what she was doing, she then proceeded to rub all her long, soft, silky hair on my body, when I thought it couldn't get any better she started jerking me off with all her hair. I was about to cum then she stopped and started rubbing it on my body again. I was tied up so I couldn't stop her if I wanted to, though of course I never wanted it to end. It was the best hair sex EVER!"
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"Dude, it was amazing, she knows I have a hair fetish so she tied me down naked not telling me what she was doing, she then proceeded to rub all her long, soft, silky hair on my body, when I thought it couldn't get any better she started jerking me off with all her hair. I was about to cum then she stopped and started rubbing it on my body again. I was tied up so I couldn't stop her if I wanted to, though of course I never wanted it to end. It was the best hair sex EVER!"
"Words can't express how jealous I am…"
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Get the hair sex mug.A funny-sounding word made up to dote on fun/crazy/drunk people in the act of being wild . The wilder the person is, the more of a “Hairball” they are. The term is intended to be silly and affectionate.
Last night she was riding a lyft scooter while drinking champagne and trying to knock people over, typical Hairball!
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