Humpy Lumpy

Humpy Lumpy is when flour is more than just a little lumpy.

Wife was making biscuits this morning telling me that the flour was still a little lumpy but at least it was not "Humpy Lumpy"

by GreginRome July 10, 2011

humpity-hump

Used to define an unknown quantity.

John: How much did that cost?
Rob: Oh, I dunno. Thirty-four dollars and humpity-hump cents.

by bumbleclot June 5, 2009

Hempty

When you go to your stash thinking you still have some weed only to find that your stash is empty.

Example #1

Person #1
Hey, wanna smoke? I have half a bone in my ashtray. Go grab it.

Person #2

Yo, you must've smoked it already cause that shits hempty!

Example #2

"Dude, all the way home from work I'm thinking I'm gonna smoke that weed i had left in my grinder but it was hempty! I'm gonna kick the shit out of my girlfriend!

by Joeycats August 19, 2013

humpterlove

When a Male hugs a woman, but the woman thinks of it as a an effort for vaginal intercourse and moans. or vise versa.

I Was sooo embarresed when my boyfriend hugged me and I thought he whanted to have sex. It was a big, messy humpterlove.

by glennie November 27, 2007

humpy dance

"to do the humpy dance" means nothing more then doing it

(1) She did the humpy dance with the pool guy

(2) But at least he didnt make the humpy dance with this slut

by Guy Pawn June 11, 2006

humphy

(Scottish) Originally, hump-backed, slouched. Nowadays has come to mean insignificant, menial, stingy.

"That's an awfy humphy wee present tae gie the wean fur hur birthday" = "that's a stingy little present to give the child..."

by Gavin Nicol June 25, 2006

Humpy Bumpy

The union of Mr & Mrs. Pickles. Sex, but somewhere between fucking & making love. Throughly pleasurable for both Mr Pickles & his missus.

"Pappy, humpy bumpy time?"

by mrs. pickles January 15, 2008