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garfeld

A fatass orange cat who eats drug traced lasagna and smokes weed
"I hate garfeld"
"Me too he's an asshole"
by Pussydestroyer531 September 5, 2022
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garfldcline

garfldcline is one of the best editors on twitter. She uploads and make many different types of edits. She also posts them to her instagram account.
omg, garfldcline posted a new edit!
by thisistheway February 16, 2023
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garfink

An entitled tourist. Common behaviors of the garfink include disregarding local customs, exhibiting an attitude of superiority toward service workers, standing obstructively in the middle of walkways, driving aggressively, parking haphazardly, and wearing stupid looking hats.
Maine has way too many garfinks wandering around.
by huffingcats September 6, 2023
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Garfargle

When 2 people fart into the mouths of each other
Person 1: I think 2 people garfargled
Person 2: Yeah, I smell it.
by YerpleDerple September 22, 2023
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The Garfield principle

Named after Andrew Garfield.
When a actor appears in a film/tvshow etc. making you aware of their existence, only to find out they have been in a large portion of your favourite movies or tv shows before and that you never having remembered them before now have no choice but to notice them.
Andrew Garfield appeared in The Social Network.
He also appeared in Sugar Rush, Doctor Who, The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus. Therefore 'The Garfield principle' was born.
by McDanno September 24, 2011
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Corncob Garfstrangle

A sexual method in which choking and Garfield-play are combined. The corn garfstrangle is a variation in which the couple lays back to back in order to resemble a corncob. Sometimes a third Garfield will enter to eat them like a cartoon eats a corncob.
My neighbors were doing another Corncob Garfstrangle last night. Kept me up all night!
by Mister Conjuction May 16, 2020
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andrew garfield

A really cute British actor, who is kind to paparazzi and loves giving hugs to fans instead of taking photos with them.

His mbti is infp by the way, which means he's introverted<3

He is in two of his own Spiderman movies, where he is love with the character Gwen and does an America accent (not going to give away any spoilers)
Person 1: Damn, who is that guy?
Person 2: The one who's really hot with brown fluffy hair?
Person 1: Yeah.
Person 2: That's just Andrew Garfield, he's the best
by CaptainCrowley January 16, 2022
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