Glarkson

Fatherly figure.

Unfortunately I can’t go out tonight, my Glarkson said no.

by Sinkbarian Trenchworm November 18, 2018

Glarking

The sound made by the act of roughly shoving an erect penis down a woman's throat.

That Britney Amber bitch is crazy, did you see her glarking in that gangbang?

by Baresark February 17, 2023

nigga glare

When you see shady stuff in your peripheral

He nigga glared the car getting stolen on his way home

by Studleybodungus February 6, 2019

glarp

A person who renames something in Oblivion for PC, not realizing he renamed everything in the game that's like that as well.

Saika: just renamed a wandering cat CatcatMcCattington
Naito: ...You're a glarp
Saika: shit, it just renamed ALL cats CatcatMcCattington

by OLIO September 9, 2007

glarvin

word that can be substitited for any other word

Hey Ken, hand me that glarvin over there. Or the water was so cold my glarvin shrunk.

by Junior June 19, 2006

Glart

The act of laying on one's back and putting your legs up then farting and gleeking on your target simultaneously.

Oh my god did you really just glart on my face while I was sleeping.

by Rygar420 December 24, 2018

guar

A Cigarette.

Yo dude, you got a guar?

by MB August 15, 2003