Butt Gremlins

The shits you get from eating after midnight

Man we shouldn't had stopped at that diner last night. I have a bad case of the butt gremlins.

by MisterVister February 20, 2015

Jizz Gremlin

The noun used to refer to a girl you're hooking up with that's so ugly, you have to put a paper bag over her head, but you leave a hole for the mouth.

She wants your dick, but she's the ugliest bitch here. Dude, prep the paper bag because you just got yourself a jizz gremlin.

by Tubman-dickroad July 12, 2017

gremlin pussy

When a woman cannot get wet, in a sexually aroused manner

She is beautiful and she’ s got a gremlin pussy...can’t get it wet

by Rex Johnson, Private Eye November 22, 2019

Cock Gremlin

When a man squats down naked while jacking off. Many cock gremlins are found on omegal

I was on omegal yesterday and saw like six cock gremlins. I wanna tip one over

by Lizard.tits June 1, 2019

gremlin protocol

Stopping yourself from doing something stupid after midnight on the recognition that, often, little good can come from impulsive actions after midnight.

Man, I was going to text this chick something pretty crazy last night, but after looking at the clock and seeing it was 12:30, I knew I should probably sleep on it, so I initiated Gremlin Protocol and locked it down.

by Schlink238 January 24, 2017

Controller gremlin

Someone who, after playing many rounds of a single controller game, asks for the controller back after a single round of you playing.

This girl is such a controller gremlin bro, she wanted to play after again after I died once.

by TurbofanDude April 4, 2020

Gremlin Hands

Abnormally small and wrinkly hands, like the hands of an old, old woman. Immune to the strongest hand lotions. Can be used as sand paper in rare cases.

Q:Why do you always wear mittens?

A: Because I have gremlin hands...

by munchkineater March 6, 2012