greek nigga 

A grimy Greek who has no respect and acts like a scumbag and makes other Greeks look bad. Often times he will bring shame, hatred and disgust onto his own people and is rejected by other Greeks and labeled a "Greek Nigga." Also, they have poor manners and social skills and answer telephones by saying speak, or run your mouth, just showing their ignorance as a "Greek Nigga"

for example: after a loss in a game of madden

Demitri: yo man you always stay cheatin you're garbage asshole
Keith: Calm down greek nigga you're acting like a little kid

greek nigga by dom dollars February 26, 2011

Greek Eye Patch 

This is when a man has his dick in a woman's mouth and then pulls up his ball sack over one of her eyes. Easier done when she is lying down and is approached from the side of her face.

For a second there, she actually thought she went blind in one eye when she got the Greek Eye Patch.

Greek Eye Patch by Johnny Ock September 22, 2008

Greek Salad 

It is when you take a room in your house and cover the floor to the baseboard with painters plastic and pour out a gallon of olive oil, then get naked with your mate and fuck and slip and slip around the room.

"Dude last night me and my girl pulled a greek salad in our den"

Greek Salad by Cousineric April 8, 2010

Greek Women 

Women that even though they like a guy and want him a lot, they will pretend they are not interested in him especially if he makes a move. Greek women tend to feel as if they were some kind of a DIVA and that one day a knight will arrive with his white horse to take them to their palace.

These women can be easily found in any greek beach in summer (wearing HUGE glasses in order to look like big flies) or in any Greek club in winter.

Latest discoveries show that a male stands a chance of getting with a Greek woman only by pretending to be her friend. As a result, her whole philosophy will collapse for this specific male (as he will seem indifferent for her) and will eventually fall into his hands.

-Hey, check this girl... It is almost dark and she is wearing glasses!
-Oh, I thought there weren't any greek women here...

Greek Women by gow92 February 23, 2011

Greek Weekend 

Spending several days in a row fooling around with more than one person. And old flame comes into town while you are beginning something with a new flame and you frantically apply concealer/foundation strategically before seeing either, and make sure any shenanigans happen with the lights dim.

Origins from the Grecian free feelings towards following the whim of lust.

Both sexes can do this, but for gentleman it generally requires a special trip to the store to buy some cover-up.

Dear lord I just had the most intense greek weekend! Girl A said hello to Girl B as they passed each other on the stairs of the apartment complex!

My ex is coming into town so I think I'm going to just pull a greek weekend on the sly.

Greek Weekend by Moses in Chainmail December 1, 2009

greek closing 

the act of burning a place down you own in order to collect the insurance on the property

Danny couldnt sell his home for 2 years, so he decided that a greek closing would be best so he could move elsewhere

greek closing by Jacquon February 14, 2012

Greek Blanket 

When a testicle sack is stretched and placed over a persons face to keep them warm.

Push, I'm cold. Can I use your Greek Blanket?

Greek Blanket by jippness November 4, 2008