goofy penis

when you bounce on yo home boy dick and it breaks

yeah I did the goofy penis on him

by johngreenballs February 8, 2022

goofy ahh grandma

Grandma of Quandale Dingle, otherwise known as Croissanna Pantaloons got stuck in the elevator on Septemer 11th

OH NO, GOOFY AHH GRANDMA

by oogaoogaoogachaka May 7, 2022

Goofymaxing

When someone is maximizing the amount of their actions to be goofy, silly, or foolish in a harmless way. Being intentionally klutzy or saying stupid things can also qualify. It's a wholesome way of attracting attention to oneself, liven the mood, or create a positive environment. Some people are already considered goofy, so some may just try to go with the flow instead of against it.

"Look at John! He wore a wizard hat to the office today." "Oh that's just him goofymaxing."

by InvadrJim April 16, 2023

gooey goo goo gaga

gooey goo goo gaga is elephant semen whisked up into a dough-like substance.

gooey goo goo gaga serves absolutely no purpose, but to look funny and smell like shit. also, it is extremely expensive

me- “yo whats up, Peje. i just bought 10 pounds of gooey goo goo gaga from the african government!”

peje- “save me some!”

by bigmanchad July 26, 2023

Holy Glory

Receiving a blowjob through a glory hole in a Catholic confession booth.

Sunday prayer was a real bore, so I headed over to the confession both for a Holy Glory

by Dr. Infant May 25, 2017

The gooey duck

When two men dock each others prolapsed anuses.

Kris and Jeff tried the gooey duck on Saturday, it didn't go well. Jeff got stuck and they looked like two dogs stuck to each other.

by Hi5yoface February 13, 2019

Going for Glory

1. In football, to give the ball some welly from 40 yards out in the hope you will score a brilliant equaliser and be carried off the pitch by adoring team mates, rather than hit a defender or balloon hilariously over the bar, as you almost certainly will.

2. In a wider context, to refer to somebody having a jolly good go at something that they will inevitably fail at.

1. "We're into the 89th minute. Owen's got the ball, Geremi's to his left, and...oh dear."
"What can you say, Clive. The lad was going for glory."

2. "Did you see our Jeremy, chatting up that blonde bombshell?"
"Yeah. Got to give the lad credit, going for glory like that."

by Parsefone June 12, 2008