Scoop Gooch

The act of taping and/or glueing your own testicles to your gooch.

Why? - Because when you’re fucking your bro, your nuts may not come into contact or you will be gay.

What if I have my socks on? - Good question. Well socks are like condoms; accidents happen.

What if I tell my bro, “no homo.”? - If you can tell him no homo every time your nuts touch without running out of breath, then good on you.

Chad: “Hey man, I love you!”
Joey: “Bro you didn’t say no homo; that’s gay.”
Chad: “don’t worry bro; I’m scoop goochin.”
Joey: “that’s my bro, bro!”

by Mr. Reasonably Reasonable February 4, 2019

gooch rover

one who investigates the area between the anal cavity and scrotum with his/her nose.

Caitlin was a gooch rover last night when she was with Jake.

by small frieie January 16, 2008

goochweasel

A person who likes to much down on a nice hairy gooch, which is related to shit-eating fetish as there are specks of shit in any gooch hair.

Can also refer to the practise of goochweaselling.

John: Just got outta prison mate, fuck there are a bunch of goochweasels in there!

Mark: Didja let em lick yours?

John: Not mine, mate, not mine..

by Big Black! March 16, 2009

gooch run

when a girl or gay guy licks from the tip of your dick all the way to your asshole. thus going through the gooch

cindy gives great gooch runs

by heavymann112233 August 19, 2009

Gooch Mist

The pungent aroma permeating from ones gooch.

The smell is caused by a sweaty or dirty gooch.

I walked into the gym today and the air was stained with a load of sweaty Gooch Mist

by Hato September 2, 2012

goochgasm

When you are in the middle of sexual intercourse and your female partner begins to lick your gooch resulting in you having the greatest orgasm of all time

Amber gave me such an amazing goochgasm last night

by Dfranchise55 November 19, 2015

Geoph

Weirdo who thinks his nama Jef but it's actually Geoph. Enjoys rimjobs and Alabama melt . Favourite treat is toes.
Thinks the moon is actually real.
Likes to eat dirt

You typically find the common Geoph balls deep in his leather couch

by Minister of Kek April 20, 2018