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Goontism

The fervent, autism-coded ideology of treating prolonged, trance-like porn edging ("gooning") as a lifestyle, spiritual practice, and core identity. Characterized by hyperfixation on goon caves, loops, poppers, and the eternal pursuit of the goon state, where orgasm is heresy and brainmelt is enlightenment.

Essentially porn addiction with -tism energy: unapologetically obsessive, ritualistic, and terminally online.
His roommates finally staged an intervention after discovering his browser history and the shrine of empty poppers bottles: “Bro, your goontism has gone from quirky hobby to full-blown religion.”
by Dummy_Mummy November 18, 2025
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Goontard

one who spends much of his time rubbing on his schlong only never to climax.
yo that guy's such a goontard
by tratnad November 27, 2025
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Goonch

To be, act like, or show features of a Goonch
by Goonch January 7, 2026
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slum goonch

Slum Goonch is an American word and it basically means a ghetto killer fish. "Slum" means ghetto and "Goonch" is a type of killer fish. So slum Goonch means a ghetto killer fish. That is also my snapchat nickname for all my friends.😁Well the ones that aren't sick of me yet.😂
Someone on snapchat says, "What do you want your snapchat nick name to be in my phone?" I say, "slum Goonch."
by The SLUM GOONCH March 10, 2017
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Poontz Goontz

A goon, or large oafish manchild who fudges with your shit. But then pusses out, runs away and calls YOU a pussy.
Good god. Why is this kid poontz goontzing, can’t he just give it a rest?! It’s 4am!

Don’t be a poontz goontz, I gotta keep up on what I got.
by Crypstyn mcdougal November 9, 2022
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The Great Goontopia

The Great Goontopia is where you enter Fjordglimping and die at the same time. You will enter a heavenly state known as goontosis at this stage. You will start ascending into the goon heavens and be at the gates of the God of Gooning. He will greet you if you are a top-level gooner; if not, you will be sent down back to your boring life, and you'll have to achieve it again.
Dude I just entered The Great Goontopia, but The God of Gooning said I wasn't worthy enough.
by TheGodofGooning January 31, 2025
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