The goggles! They do nothing!

A phrase to express disgust over something you see.
Originated from a Simpsons episode and turned into a fad on www.gamefaqs.com (particularly LUE).

"Look! It's a picture of my new girlfriend."
"My eyes! The goggles, they do nothing!"

by TG February 2, 2005

gaggledorf

Someone who is underscribably ugly beyond words that this is the only one that fits.

Man that kid's ugly, fuckin' gaggledorf.

by Zamberlin February 7, 2006

giggle dribble

the small amount of urine released whilst one is laughing heartily

"did you see when captain vodka fell on his face while trying to carry three people on his back?"

"yeah that was so funny i did a giggle dribble"

by Captain Vodka aka Striker August 6, 2008

gigglepoop

A foolish word to describe the act of defecating and/or breaking wind in your trousers as a result from laughing unexpectedly. It usually happens when you're most vulnerable and gassy.

"The other day I was sitting on my couch when Sean finished his joke, it made me gigglepoop."

by N uT December 29, 2006

goggles

They do nothing!

by dj gs68 July 29, 2003

weed goggles

noun: A condition caused by the munchies, making all food look delicious. Like beer goggles, but ends in diarrhea instead of gonorrhea

Like beer goggles, but with nasty food instead of ugly people

Guy 1. I can't believe I ate that month old potato salad. It sounded so good last night, but I woke up with the worse diarrhea.

Guy 2. Gotta watch out for those weed goggles. They'll get you everytime.

by Bill Murray Ate My Baby April 5, 2010

Stinky Goggles

Stinky Goggles is when You put your balls in someone's ass then on their eyes

Dude, that chick got the Stinky Goggles last night, her eyes have brown ball marks.

by Tbagmartin April 3, 2010