goatbag

The act of putting a goat's scrotum in another persons mouth.

Shut up or I'll goatbag you

by Killfall December 9, 2009

two peckered billy-goat

a very horny person

Wow look at that guy is hornier then a two peckered billy-goat.

by dbond May 5, 2011

you fuck one goat

This expression dates as far back as man has been stuffing his junk into farm animals. You fuck one goat. Meaning there are some things we do that we must carry with us, no matter the good deeds you do or the people who love you, this can all be overshadowed by one horrific deed.

An old farmer walking through his field with his grandson.

Old farmer- "Billy, you see that fence there? Your father and I built that fence with our own two hands.

Billy-''Yeah... That's great grandpa.

Old farmer- "And that barn Billy, do you see that barn? My father and I built that barn long ago together. And these fields Billy...

Billy- uh huh, didnt you fuck some goats once though?

Old farmer- "it was one goat! Geez you fuck one goat...

by Ageofchronic January 6, 2017

goat times

Anything you want it to be. Something to be said when you have nothing else to say. A good or a bad time, depending on the inside joke between you and another person.

William: Damn, Nadia is such an idiot. I wish she would get fired so I can make the extra money it takes to pay her overpaid salary.
Ray: Yeah.
William: I mean, I could do so much better and all that.. (bla bla bla)
Ray: Goat times.

by MrV July 3, 2007

Go To The Goat

A way to tell someone to "go to hell" or to refer to the act of dying .

I'm gonna get my kicks before I Go To The Goat .

She tried to over charge me by 2 two bucks so I told that old biddy to go to the goat.

by AnimalStitches June 2, 2009

gets my goat

pisses me off

The way you are chewing with your mouth open right now really just gets my goat

by d1nuslamb2.o May 12, 2016

goat fuck

A common situation, experience or every day activity that inexplicably becomes disorganized, confused or grossly fucked up.
Similar to but more severe than goat rope.

The sales meeting started out Ok, then Chuck got up to speak and it went totally goat fuck.

by Q-Ball September 4, 2005