guido

a tan italian male (female = guidette) who walks around talking too loud about unimportant shit, usually blurting out ignorant or completely retarded statements, such as "hand me that fork so i can fix this power outlet.." or "my tanning oil leaked all over my extra small condoms and seriously compromised their structural integrity, but im going to use them when i have sex with my equally stupid and obnoxious guidette girlfriend anyways!" note: guidettes, although the dumbest form of sluts, are good for temporarily sheathing your cock, although there have been many reports of tripping and falling into an italian womans snatch, so watch out!

that guido just jizzed in his own eye!
hey guido! "yea?" youre a fucking idiot and america laughs at you! "oh."
this is the loosest vag ive ever stabbed with my needle dick, guidette!

by a polack against dumbfucks October 1, 2010

guido thanksgiving

eating pasta before turkey on Thanksgiving.

Example 1: No wonder so many guidos are fat, they eat a meal of pasta before their actual Thanksgiving dinner.

Example 2:
Person 1: "Are you going to Carmine's house for Thanksgiving?"
Person 2: "More like guido Thanksgiving, and no."

by 2fat2kill2 November 25, 2009

Guido on-a-bike

A sex position referred to by Itallians in which both partners wear a sock on their off hand, while taking turns role playing being "caught on a bike"

Hey John Cena, I heard you tried Guido on-a-bike with your girl last night.

by waterLOSER15 September 30, 2010

geico

I don't know how their insurance is but I love their commercials. Honestly among the dumbass Mcdonalds commercials, tampax ads, jamster and cingular, Geico commercials are the highlight of tv ads.

Bob: I'm going to shoot myself.
Jim: Hold on dude, a geico commercial just came on!
Bob: seriously? ok i'll live but im saving the gun for a tampax of mc'dees commercial.

by Oz January 22, 2005

guido nipples

a man who isn't very hairy except for around his nipples. usually of italian decent!

DAMN timmy put a shirt on your guido nipples are geeking me out!

by heathaBEEE August 17, 2009

Guidonia

Homeland of the Guidos, an ancient race of smelly, tan dumbfucks.

"One cannot simply walk into Guidonia."

by The Duke of Hemophilia January 21, 2010

gedo

marijuana; Somali in origin

Yo, do you think president Bush smokes Gedo?

by protojismic June 29, 2003