A lifestyle popularized by do-gooders all across America. Characterized by getting all of your homework done, laughing like a geek, and having an intense crush on Napoleon Dynamite. Also known as Gnag Rolyat.
<Bro1>Dude you want to go "Gaylor Tang" tonight?
<Bro2>Wat?
<Bro1>Yeah, man, I got Napoleon on Blu-Ray, and this Calculus isn't going to do itself!
<Bro2>Wat?
<Bro1>Yeah, man, I got Napoleon on Blu-Ray, and this Calculus isn't going to do itself!
by HueJass1212 May 24, 2011
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A Gaylor is a person who theorises and speculates on Taylor Swift's sexuality. They are most known for interpreting Swift's song lyrics in a way that fits their narrative of her being queer - most often lesbian or bisexual - even though there's no confirmed relationships between Swift and other women or any statements made by her that would convince them of this; so pure speculation is at the play. They are well spotted on Swiftie Twitter by a "🌼" emoji placed next to their dn or in their bio, representing Kaylor, a ship between Taylor and Karlie Kloss.
A person who is against their narratives is called a Hetlor by the Gaylor community. According to Gaylor ideology, Hetlors are homophobic for being against the speculation of Taylor Swift's sexuality, as they are "just looking at her lyrics through a queer lens," but they're actually just trying to tell Swift what she is and what she isn't.
Notably Gaylors tend to accuse Swift of dating various different women, such as previously mentioned Karlie Kloss, Julianne Hough and Dianna Agron. Since Taylor has had multiple different confirmed relationships between men, Gaylors will put those off as "just beards" so that they can drive their narrative of her dating the women mentioned above. Although Swift has made numerous statements of her dislike of people speculating on her relationships and accusing her of dating her friends, Gaylors disregard that and continue dragging her out of the closet she supposedly is in.
A person who is against their narratives is called a Hetlor by the Gaylor community. According to Gaylor ideology, Hetlors are homophobic for being against the speculation of Taylor Swift's sexuality, as they are "just looking at her lyrics through a queer lens," but they're actually just trying to tell Swift what she is and what she isn't.
Notably Gaylors tend to accuse Swift of dating various different women, such as previously mentioned Karlie Kloss, Julianne Hough and Dianna Agron. Since Taylor has had multiple different confirmed relationships between men, Gaylors will put those off as "just beards" so that they can drive their narrative of her dating the women mentioned above. Although Swift has made numerous statements of her dislike of people speculating on her relationships and accusing her of dating her friends, Gaylors disregard that and continue dragging her out of the closet she supposedly is in.
Person A) I'm a gaylor - I believe
that Taylor Swift is a lesbian. 🌼
Person B) That's bad. You're literally telling
her what her sexuality is, even
though she's never explicitly
stated that she is queer, so if
she is queer, you're forcing her
out of the closet. You're not
letting her come out on her own
terms. Besides, she's not a
movie character whose
sexuality you can just spe-
Person A) You're homophobic. Taylor Swift
girl kisser. 🌼🌼
that Taylor Swift is a lesbian. 🌼
Person B) That's bad. You're literally telling
her what her sexuality is, even
though she's never explicitly
stated that she is queer, so if
she is queer, you're forcing her
out of the closet. You're not
letting her come out on her own
terms. Besides, she's not a
movie character whose
sexuality you can just spe-
Person A) You're homophobic. Taylor Swift
girl kisser. 🌼🌼
by Carolinatears September 5, 2023
Get the Gaylor mug.the term used by any sane person who has heard of the craptastic band they might be giants. im fairly sure the two singer people are gay for each other. your mother.
wierdo retard: i was listening to they might be giants last night!
sane person: who the frick listens to they might be gaylords??! arse face. *kicks wierdo retard*
sane person: who the frick listens to they might be gaylords??! arse face. *kicks wierdo retard*
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Get the Gay lord mug.This morning a man who happened to be sitting at the same dining table as me said: 'look over here, handsome. I'm gay and I wanna fuck you even though we're both men. What a Gaylorde!
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