garter belt

adj. Describes something universally hailed as sexy, but which is not sexy at all.

My boyfriend wanted to bring whipped cream to bed last night, but I told him, "that is so garter belt."

Leopard skin sheets are garter belt.

Credit: Maggie G. -AZ

by River Ratty October 22, 2005

garth mongrel

half up, mongrel, half mast, semi, drooper
When a male organ(penis) is half erect, not completely hard

I tried to have sex last night, but I was so drunk/munted, all I could manage was a garth mongrel!!

by big godzirra May 16, 2008

garthy

Something that is not boss.

Bro, that shirt is like hella garthy.

by I AM AN FBI AGENT! April 14, 2006

narfle the garthok

To just lie around doing nothing in a hospital bed after being mentally or neurologically damaged beyond repair. Mentally or functionally FUBAR.

Narfle the Garthok:

That head injury over in bed 6, on the ventilator now, after he swan dived off the building onto is face, is seriously narfling the garthok.

by Sebastian Trump October 7, 2010

Garthantuo

a longer version of the name garth.

hi my name is garthantuo. but you can call me garth for short :D

by vagsaurustotherex November 4, 2010

garthamlock

The arsehole of Glasgow where even the rats don't stray too far from home for fear of getting robbed by some skaghead.

Garthamlock? Fuck going there!

by Mightyswan November 4, 2015

gartard

Shortened version of “gay retard”, used by kids these days

You’re such a gartard why would you put the fork in the toaster

by KanyeWest33 January 30, 2019