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Gareth

When a large man has a penis that is not in proportion to his body size. When it looks as if a midgets penis was transplanted on to a average mans body.
Girl No. 1: Yeah Gareth Delap has such a midget dick

or

Girl No. 1: dude you have such a midget dick.

Gareth Delap: yea but my girlfriend loves to floss with it.
by haha! feck u! November 14, 2010
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garth mongrel

half up, mongrel, half mast, semi, drooper
When a male organ(penis) is half erect, not completely hard
I tried to have sex last night, but I was so drunk/munted, all I could manage was a garth mongrel!!
by big godzirra May 16, 2008
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A man who annoying, watches undertake and cuphead porn, and like to get decked
Oh god he's being a garyth
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Gareth

Is this even a name?
Is Gareth coming?
Who would ever name a child Gareth?
by Jsrach February 26, 2018
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garthy

Something that is not boss.
Bro, that shirt is like hella garthy.
by I AM AN FBI AGENT! April 14, 2006
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Gareth

A British slang term for a particularly strong and addictive variety of marijuana, generally very expensive and rare.
Normal grass just isn't doing it for me at the moment, old chap... I think I'll procure some Gareth.
by FactFinder November 13, 2014
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