Gabe

Long form: Gabriel.

A name given to guys by douchey religious parents. Generally causes said guys to go about their lives being tools and generally fucking things up. Other symptoms may include having no friends, being beaten up all the time, and having a small penis.

Similar to how chicks named Bertha will always be hugely fat.

Man, that Gabe kid is a total fuck up. What were his parents thinking when they named him that?

by hasdfkhakshdfklahsdkalhf May 30, 2011

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A fat ugly Mexican that has NO life and is a pot head.

HEY, look at that Gabe over there! He sooooooooo ugly, never going to get married or have Mexican babies

by Shannaynay6969 October 10, 2011

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Person 1: Yo you giving me The Gabe vibes
Person 2: wdym I'm not a virgin
Person 3: lol fag

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gabe is a big bitchboy baby. he says the n word alot and has 0 friends

wow gabe really is a fagggot

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A gay little dumb boy how is probably going to grow up to be a dumb drug dealer.

A gay little dumb boy how is probably going to grow up to be a dumb drug dealer.

Do you know where to get the good stuff

I heard Gabe has some good stuff

No Gabe is a dumb ass.

by oteroter December 10, 2018

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