Gabe

Long form: Gabriel.

A name given to guys by douchey religious parents. Generally causes said guys to go about their lives being tools and generally fucking things up. Other symptoms may include having no friends, being beaten up all the time, and having a small penis.

Similar to how chicks named Bertha will always be hugely fat.

Man, that Gabe kid is a total fuck up. What were his parents thinking when they named him that?

by hasdfkhakshdfklahsdkalhf October 24, 2011

Gabe

A fat ugly Mexican that has NO life and is a pot head.

HEY, look at that Gabe over there! He sooooooooo ugly, never going to get married or have Mexican babies

by Shannaynay6969 October 10, 2011

gabe

gabe is a big bitchboy baby. he says the n word alot and has 0 friends

wow gabe really is a fagggot

by gabe is gay123 September 30, 2020

Gabe

definition of a Very pretty boy

Omg he’s such a gabe <3

by DudeimMazie:) March 9, 2022

gabe

the fruitiest mf alive, like if you ever see a gabe they're definitely gay

person 1: Who's gabe?

person 2: Oh gabe, that one fruit cup at school?

by popopops November 14, 2021

Gabe

i hate you if your not gabe dont read this your the thot not meeeeeee

Gabe is stupid

by ihatemidleschool- March 6, 2019

The Gabe

Virgin

Person 1: Yo you giving me The Gabe vibes
Person 2: wdym I'm not a virgin
Person 3: lol fag

by BOIGBIG June 9, 2021