A night in which friends gather together and get so crunk that after the partying, all they can physically do is sit on the couch like a grandma and rock back and forth.
Mike, Jordan, Zach, Robert, and Matt had a grandma night last night with a bottle of Vladimir. Zach passed out first. He was such a grandma.
by prohighfiver June 28, 2010
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A nickname describing the state of almost total preoccupation a person experiences when they are anticipating the birth of a grandchild.
I’ve had to repeat things two or three times to her, she’s totally impacted by a strong case of grandma head!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 15, 2019
Get the grandma head mug.Masturbating, jacking off. a term used at military academies since theres not much female companionship and normally college students don't Skype with their grandparents.
Steve: Where's Joe been all this time?
Chuck: I don't know, probably Skyping with Grandma.
Steve: Wouldn't surprise me
Chuck: I don't know, probably Skyping with Grandma.
Steve: Wouldn't surprise me
by steelerdan October 28, 2011
Get the Skyping with Grandma mug.Pizza that someone eats after it has been left out for several days (aged) and resembles 'Grandma' with it's funky odor, fuzzy surface, and rigid texture.
John: Dude, What's that smell!!
Mark: Oh, It's probably this slice of Grandmas Pizza I found.
John: And you're eating it? Good God, It's starting to grow things on it!
Mark: ..it has character.
Mark: Oh, It's probably this slice of Grandmas Pizza I found.
John: And you're eating it? Good God, It's starting to grow things on it!
Mark: ..it has character.
by JoshyJosh April 19, 2011
Get the Grandmas Pizza mug.The nicest, warmest, gentlest race of person there is. They cook well, dance well, and always have a story to share. Sure their rack is down to their knees, but they will always be there for you.
"I watched big momma's house 2 yesterday"
"The one with the sassy fat black woman? Man, that's the best movie ever! She is one sassy fat black grandma!"
"The one with the sassy fat black woman? Man, that's the best movie ever! She is one sassy fat black grandma!"
by LaRhondrisha January 5, 2010
Get the Sassy Fat Black Grandma mug.Teaching some process which should already be known, especially to a person who should already know it.
"What does this woman think she's doing? Teaching multiplication to a Calculus class is like teaching grandma to suck eggs!"
by Douglas Baker August 4, 2005
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