by MatMannn_ September 12, 2023
by MosesOfUrbanDictionary July 01, 2019
The goofy samurai, who was really the son of a farmer, in 'Seven Samurai'. In 'Hidden Fortress' he was a serious samurai. He was a terrific actor.
by Danny Peterson January 10, 2004
random jerkoff:haha that girl is really funny
Me: SHES GOOFY AS BALLZ
random jerkoff:did you see that guy doin crazy shit
Me:YEA HE WAS GOOFY AS BALLZ
Me: SHES GOOFY AS BALLZ
random jerkoff:did you see that guy doin crazy shit
Me:YEA HE WAS GOOFY AS BALLZ
by slashsbabe_420 May 26, 2007
When a man's dick is curved or bent in a ridiculous manner to the left or right looking like an elderly persons walking cane.
My boy Mathew, man his girl said he had goofy dick.
The last bitch I fucked said I had goofy dick and I had to swing my hips to stick it in.
The last bitch I fucked said I had goofy dick and I had to swing my hips to stick it in.
by King_shields January 29, 2018
The twisted face pulled during climax in sex. Can be made by either gender but more commonly seen in men.
Jane: "it was an awesome night last night, right up until when John did his goofy face . I was left waiting for my finish but he fell asleep."
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"Are you coming?"
"Does this look like my Goofy face?"
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"Are you coming?"
"Does this look like my Goofy face?"
by Hypoxaemic November 17, 2016