glorious mess

n.
A sketchaphonic state of euphoria resulting from insane amounts of partying which usually sets in after an individual has been awake for over a day, but only after said individual realizes and accepts the unfathomable state of chaos which he/she now calls life.

Q: Hey dude, you alright?
A: Ya man, no worries. I’m a glorious mess.

by SKETCH.co September 19, 2005

Goria Cunningham

Is a intelligent man who loves to act , dance ,model , etc he wants to be known as a inspiration to the next generation of young men and woman that u can do all things through Christ who strengthens him

Goria Cunningham Is a intelligent man who loves to act , dance ,model , etc he wants to be known as a inspiration to the next generation of young men and woman that u can do all things through Christ who strengthens him

by Goria Cunningham January 8, 2021

Glorified Acquaintance

An individual you used to be friends with, but have since then fallen out with, resulting in a stranger that you know really well.

Since my best friend, Jane, stabbed me in the back, we've become glorified acquaintances.

by Lotsofwords July 7, 2011

glorga

anything you want it to be. a penis, an elbow, even a bunging device. typically used in bung tongue rhetoric, frequently used as a verbalization of sexual arousal.

noah: this table makes my glorga so hard
better logan: my glorga was sore this moring so i had to stretch
noah: alright leave me alone until im done

by trumpwaffle October 22, 2019

Glorianne

The name of a girl who is absolutley goregeous and hilarious ly not photogenic. She is wonderful and ironic in all she does, and loves to be crazy and inventive. A smart girl to look out for in this world. But be wary she is a bitch when she is PMS.

Man that girl glorianne sure is crazy. I heard she likes to stir fry kiwi.

by ligit person July 12, 2013

Glorija

A girl with the most beautiful face, smile, laugh also loves penis.

Did you see Glorija? She is so sexy!

by Clutch:) April 16, 2021

glorious

sweet ass amazing beyond all belief

I think I see Blue...He looks glorious

watch "Old School"

by PocaHO September 4, 2003