That one book your AP World teacher requires you to read, but you never really understand the purpose of the book. Although your teacher gives you plenty of time to read the book, you will always procrastinate and read it the class period before. The book itself is split into six parts: beer, wine, spirits, coffee, tea, and cola. Each part is mind-numbing and confusing and you'll eventually just get lost in what is going on. After finishing the book, I genuinely still have no idea why this book is so essential to understand world history.
Bob: Hey, wanna read A History of the World in 6 Glasses?
Any Reasonable Human Being: Why, does it look like I want to torture myself? You need to get checked out man...
Bob: Be nice, this book has some redeeming qualities.
ARHB(to themselves): Wow this dude is gonna stay a virgin his whole life.
In A History of the World in Six Glasses...
Chapter 2: Wine
**** ACTUAL EXCERPT ****
Wine was important, but yet it wasn't that important. Only the rich dudes could get it, but poor people could not. Some dudes diluted, while some dudes were raw. However, this brings up the question "Was the use of wine foreshadowing the development of the printing press and the Scientific Revolution?" However, the most important point out of all of this is that wahmen couldn't drink it, so wine is sexist. Therefore, you shouldn't drink wine because it was sexist.
Any Reasonable Human Being: Why, does it look like I want to torture myself? You need to get checked out man...
Bob: Be nice, this book has some redeeming qualities.
ARHB(to themselves): Wow this dude is gonna stay a virgin his whole life.
In A History of the World in Six Glasses...
Chapter 2: Wine
**** ACTUAL EXCERPT ****
Wine was important, but yet it wasn't that important. Only the rich dudes could get it, but poor people could not. Some dudes diluted, while some dudes were raw. However, this brings up the question "Was the use of wine foreshadowing the development of the printing press and the Scientific Revolution?" However, the most important point out of all of this is that wahmen couldn't drink it, so wine is sexist. Therefore, you shouldn't drink wine because it was sexist.
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got these girls on my heels like the soul of my shoe
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kon break it on down and deliver the hook
"Yo that boy Glasses malone is the shit!!!"
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