Gilfoe

Acronym of "Get In Late. F*** Off Early." The act of arriving (generally at work) after the appointed start time and still going home early.

"The boss is away on a course on Friday."

"Gilfoe?"

"You read my mind, dude."

by SW18 July 25, 2013

Gilfs

A hot grandma

Your grandma is hot so she is a gilfs

by Kendra Hare May 8, 2021

gilfluvr22

A gilf lover 22 who's alias is Jenny

Gilfluvr22 is a gilf lover?

by Shtstsin June 13, 2021

gilfsexual

U know gilfs,

…
well you know

Hey I’m gilfsexual

Dude, wtf

by #gilfloverxoxograndma December 11, 2021

gilfomar

A handsome young Viking that has a penchant for the older lady

"How many grannies has Thiromar slept with?" "We call him Gilfomar - does that answer your question?"

"I've been through so many fuddy-duddies during Odin's feast, I'm a regular old Gilfomar!"

by Egg the Space Dick February 7, 2022

Gilfmas

Gilfs at the beach

During the summer I like to go to the gilfmas beach, because I'm horny.

by Joe Biden's Best Friend July 3, 2022

Gilflirty

Southern (East Coast) colloquialism used to describe a “wet fart.”

“I thought I had to fart, but it turned out I was gilflirty.”

by 6foot5Guy August 9, 2023