fuck me standing

An expression of vast displeasure.

"Johnson, you'll have to stay late tonight to re-do all of the WENIS reports."

"Well, fuck me standing!"

by Stupid Box Time Waster June 12, 2006

God fuck me

Used as an expression of unhappiness or discontent when it seems everything in your life sucks. Also used when getting a ticket or on bad days.

God fuck me! My dad just showed up at my house!

by Banana_hammeck December 20, 2021

Fuck me pack

An Accessory- A small, usually black leather or vinyl backpack, worn by females going out for a night on the razz to nightclubs, parties, bars, and other social locations, by women who may or may not wish to send the signal "fuck me". Worn in place of handbag or clutch to carry around essentials for a night out.

Very popular late 1990s and often worn with Fuck Me Boots.

“Hey Shazza, were you wearing your fuck me pack the night you scored my ex?”

by NZ Queenie August 7, 2023

fuck me master

The phrase screamed by ash as he is fucking himself for me.

Oh, please fuck me master

by Master___ October 15, 2017

Fuck me in the fuck

When you are in the middle of raging while unsuccessfully streaming a video game online.

Fuck me motherfucker ever! Fuck me in the fuck!

by Jack X^2 February 18, 2022

fuck me box

McDonalds Largest box of cookies aka a cookie tote

Syncere pulls up to McDonalds and orders this "Can I get a FUCK ME BOX" (a cookie tote).

by funnygibby May 29, 2023

Somebody’s Fucking Me

A 1984 song by Cockwell that Michael Jackson danced to.
It’s about a person getting fucked by a stalker and rapist.
It’s his only song on top of the charts, making him a one hit wonder.

Cockwell: I always feel like somebody’s fucking me.
Michael Jackson: OOH!!! OOH!!!

by gregben February 20, 2022