front tail

referring to a man's penis in a humourous way, also can refer to a man himself

"Shut-up front tail!" or "What the hell is that front tail doing?" (said to a man when he's behaving in a way that only a man could)

by Corrina Corrina August 17, 2009

Frons

To lie to people in a most insidious fashion.

When her boss told her that her contract was being renewed and it wasn't, she knew that she had been Fronsed.

by DaCon May 12, 2011

Front seat, Back seat syndrome

A rare condition in which one cannot decide which seat to take, even though only one actual seat is available. This is generally caused by a mental defect of some sort.

Eric: I cant decide which seat i should take on the bus sometimes. I think I may have Front seat, Back seat syndrome.

by Jim Sominsummthin July 20, 2011

Frontenac Pilots Union

the FPU is a pompus, solo male union that has a unique reverse gender "robin hood" type of platform, where the fund dismantles wealthier men, or men that have found good fortune and then in turn showers the less fortunate women of the world, with money, limos, food, rent, car insurance, basic cable and most of all, a very insincere friendship. These women come from broken homes and broken souls, and almost exclusively a barmaid or stripper.

Her new boyfriend seems like a nice guy." "Yep, is all part of the show. He's actually in the Frontenac Pilots Union, and is only using her for her company, emotional support, and will move on to another girl with low self-esteem here shortly, after he has stripped her of all her self worth and confidence.

by Hermees July 22, 2011

a dog ran in front of my car

When a law enforcement officer is transporting a total A-hole prisoner in the back of his/her patrol car and they hit the brakes suddenly, causing the prisoner to smack his face on the cage/screen.

Suspect: “That’s police brutality!” Officer: “Sorry about that! A dog ran in front of my car..." 😂

by yyuryyubicuryy4me December 2, 2018

put you on front street

to put people's faults and/or embarassing moments out in the open or front for all to hear about and laugh at. often used in moments of drunken stumpor

you videotape someone doing something stupid and put it on a social networking site. i just put you on front street.

by gurusupreme October 20, 2008

More front than Myers

To have more front than Myers means to be cheeky, bold and/or pushy. It is a slang used in Australia, with Myers refering to Myer, a big department store in Melbourne.

"Johnno likes to tease people, doesn't he?"
"Oh, that's his way of showing affection. He's a more front than Myers sort of guy.

"I can't believe Bridget spoke to me like that! She has more front than Myers!"

by myers touch October 21, 2005