Faecal Freckles

A sexual foreplay act in which an individual stricken with diarrhea farts onto their partners face, thus splattering small pieces of poo-poo creating the illusion of freckles on their face.

Last night John had the runs, so he was the freckle maker that evening.

by Da Freckle Maka March 25, 2016

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Ask your mom. She knows.

Alana: “He’s such a Freckle-Boy” Alana, what’s a freckle boy? Alana: “Oh, Ask your mom. She knows.”

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freckle the pot

An occasion when seated upon the porcelain , one blows off a particularly forceful fart which is also part-shit whereupon the velocity of the charge will entrain small beads of excrement that impact the walls of the bowl like wet shrapnel. The resultant pebble dashing can thus be colourfully described to one’s associates as you having freckled the pot , drawing an analogy between the now dashed China , with the cutie pie freckles across the nose of a ginger teenager .

Fuck , I sat down to birth an otter , but damn if I didn’t have a bellyful of fart that came howling out at a phenomenal rate of knots , picking up ass debris as it emerged which leg to an incredible amount of freckle the pot

by Napoleon BonerPart February 23, 2023

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