fooner

1. A male underserving of any respect.
2. A fuckup; an idiot; a boner.

I've never understood why Timmy gets all the hot chicks because he's such a fooner.

by TylerW July 8, 2005

five footer

a nasty ass bitch, who is five feet tall, and enjoys giving sloppy blowjobs in bathrooms, as well as other various sexual activities with anything that moves, including pickle tickling nerds in public places.

friend:
"don't tell me you fucked five footer again last night."
response:
"hey, i was mo high/drunk... and I made her call me Santa"

by Ben Galbraith January 9, 2006

Foofer

The sound made when in the act of intercourse between a male and a female, when the male pulls out and puts back in very fast, causing a queifing sound.

I made her foofer during sex.

by King Foofer March 3, 2011

pauline fowler

Part of the female body. For example vagina, clit or pussy

Get your Pauline Fowler out!

by Lanie B January 30, 2008

foolend

Insult: someone who is both deliberately annoying and stupid. It is a combination of fool and knobend.

person 1: I narked your sister lol
person 2: I see, what type of Music do you like
person 1: Black Eyed Peas FTW
person 2: FOOLEND!

by Bobby Kryptonite December 19, 2010

Reckless White Foolery

Anything crazy that a white person does that immediately makes you subconsciously think, "dats dat bullshit I be talkin bout" should be spoken of as "reckless white foolery" or "reckless white TOM foolery" as some say pass the mason dixie line.

When a white person goes out of their way to tell someone speaking another language that they need to speak English. Then give the excuse, because "This is America!" When they are cursed out and proceed to threaten the life of, or to call the police because now they feeling are hurt. Well, sir and or ma'am dats dat bullshit AKA reckless white foolery.

by Tryna Help Harriet March 23, 2022

foolberry

(noun/adj) a crazy, awesome, cool, off the walls, hilarious, chill person, spaztastic

1) That foolberry just fell into the pool!
2) You foolberry Asian! I can't believe you just stole his skateboard!
3) I love you so much you foolberry idiot!

by YouMeEveryone April 4, 2010