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For this definition, we will focus on a transverse flute.

Transverse flutes are medium-long, thin, and hollow. Most modern flutes are made of silver or other metals. They are comprised of 3 parts: A headjoint, a midjoint, and a footjoint. The headjoint holds the mouthpiece. The midjoint has nearly all the keys. The footjoint contains the rest of the keys. At first glance, the keys on a flute may seem overwhelming and confusing, but after a year or two of practice, you will understand them. A special extra joint can also be purchased to aid a flute in playing lower notes.

Flutes are in concert pitch, meaning that when playing a band, you do not need to transpose.

Flutes are the only woodwind with sound produced by the vibration of air, as opposed to a reed. Because of this, experienced or moderately-experience flautists can play very beautiful tones. However, inexperienced flutists can end up sounding squeaky or harsh.
As other definitions say flutes can make excellent weapons, although I prefer the long, thin, blunt object approach. The many holes from the keys do not lend the flute well to a blowgun.

If you play flute, you are very cool!
Wow, flutes, you played your part beautifully!
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butt flute

The act of putting different fingers over your anus while farting.
Little Johnny can play flight of the bumble bee on his butt flute!!
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flute section

a section in a marching band that contains mostly girls and a few guys with arterial motives. they seem normal but anyone who in it will realize that they are extremely naughty, weird, nasty, perverted and conduct bizarre rituals that are unnecessary and disgusting. but they do consist mainly of the hottest girls in the band and most skilled players. they refer to themselves as fluties.
clarinet section: i wish i was as hot as the flutes.
male flutist: why did i join this section? oh ya that's why.
flute section leader: this Saturday is our annual secret initiation ritual.
by kingoffluties November 3, 2013
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beef flume

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Log flume

A term often used in software development, when the technical team are trying to troubleshoot a customer problem. This term usually suggests that the technical team is constantly asking the customer for log files.
Manager: Did you manage to troubleshoot the issues that Technico had?
Neils: Not yet, I've taken them for a ride on the log flume until I can figure it out
by neilsonz January 20, 2009
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beef flume

Were you guys chowin' down on beef flume?
by Adam Carolla June 29, 2003
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Doc Flugel

When two homosexuals tie large knots in rope and insert razor blades thru the knots then push said knots up each other arses until the blood streams which they then drink while raping someones cat.
Those two dirty battys are at it again Doc Flugelling each other and they've got my Tibbles involved as well.
by Brummie Andy October 22, 2008
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