Provo Float

When two people (usually mormons) have sex. This is done when a male inserts his penis into the female's vagina. No humping happens and he just sits there while inserted. He does not cum therefore he technically didn't have sex so they don't have to talk to the bishop.

Tom: Yo did you and carly do it last night?
Brad: No man we just did the provo float!
Tom: Nice! Now you don't have to talk to the bishop!

by BadA24 February 23, 2011

floating kayak

When in a 3-some, 1 guy fucks doggy, and the other is getting head from the girl/guy (the kayak). The girl/guy is in mid air and looks like a kayak.

Pablo: dude, me and Felix made a floating kayak out of that chick Maria.

Jamal: Yo, let me come next time, i'd like to stick my goliath in that chicks bodunkadunk.

by Punto Sanchez June 11, 2006

Float Job

When a woman sucks your dick from behind.

Woman: I want to give you a float job.

Man: WTF is that?

Woman: It's when I suck your dick from behind.

by Punn18 January 1, 2012

floatie

a turd that keeps a-spinnin and won't go down, it stays afloat

I broke up with her after 18 months because she left a floatie in the john. Other than that everything was great.

by Tha_Cuddla April 23, 2004

Root beer float

When a white girl has sex with a black guy

She just hit that root beer float

by Rica.Monte January 6, 2017

Floating penis

When your penis floats in the bath.
Obviously, the penis is in a flaccid state.

Person1: My penis is floating..
Person2: Floating penis!

by z0xx0 January 1, 2011

Keg Stand, Floating

Performing a handstand on a Keg of beer that is floating in a large body of water, i.e. a pong, lake or slow moving river. Usually the active Floating Keg Stander is supported by drinking companions who grasp his / her legs while placing both hands on the Floating Keg. Once the maximum amount of beer is consumed, the drinker is, of course, released into the body of water in which the Keg is floating.

I nearly drowned in beer and fresh water while performing a floating Keg Stand on Donner Lake. (Keg Stand, Floating)

by JWMP November 10, 2008