fistee

A fistee is a guy who gets fist-fucked.

As punishment for missing a soccer pass, my team-mates made me the fistee when they took turns fist-fucking me!

by USAF Cadet August 31, 2021

Sister Fister

Nun hand fucker

I fisted the sister during confession

by Mista Fista March 28, 2004

fitler

A counter-strike game filter.
Derived from a misspelled "Filter" Menu option in the earlier versions of CS.

I want to play cs_assault, turn a fitler on for that one!

by moronicfuckup May 24, 2004

TWO FISTED DICK

Someone who terrorizes bald men on the highway.

Bald man driving down the road gets bottled in by a truck. Two fisted dick behind bald man's vehicle blows horn, threatens violence.

by DARIN SMITH November 22, 2006

Ham Fisted

Ham fisted as in, a very fat persons hand. Lacking dexterity, and producing poor results in tasks requiring accuracy. Makes sense as the phrase is used to describe something done clumsily, poorly executed. The saying is not limited to physical actions, it can also apply to social situations, a versatile phrase, and/or insult.

"Luke locked himself out while drunk last night and ham fisted his way into the house by kicking in the fucking door. He's a liability, I swear."

"John's game is so cringey, man. He just sent out a mass text on tinder saying he can speak french and make girls squirt. Like he thinks that will sway a girl who's on the fence his way. Ham fisted bastard."

by theturkishprince November 15, 2018

Fistey

When ur like mid fist-pump but u can't finish it bc ur not hype enough.

Wilson: oh man that was a pretty bad rave
Richard: yea bro u were so fistey
Wilson: ikr i was stoned bro :/

by nanasux2005 November 4, 2018

double fisted doom

Quote: "It's when you take one shot of doom, and u chase it with another shot of doom." taking these 11-12 shots at once will make ur nite into a memorable one. Whether u end up in detox, naked under a bridge with a hairy middle aged man who cant speak english, or in a crib with deef looking over you, the double fisted doom will designate you "a man".

HOLY SHIT! that double fisted doom hit me like getting ur pubes ripped off...damn

by deef remington November 7, 2007