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Fernand LaChance

Imagine if Yoda and Buddha had a baby. That baby would be the Man, would it not? Well, that is the best way to describe Fernand, the Man. Not only does Fernand do his job, but he does it with the aid of his gravity defying belly. Use caution, as young Fernand is extremely huggable.
"Yes, a student's strength flows from Thayer itself. But beware of the Clarke. Anger, fear, aggression; Clarke are they. Easily they flow, quick to join you in a fight. If once you start down the Clarke path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will, as it did Theodore Koskores' apprentice."
by arrbear January 3, 2005
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Bayani Fernando

Considered a folk hero in Marikina Valley, Bayani Fernando started as a Sacristan (church worker) when he was a toddler.As a young engineer, his firm constructed one of the tallest buildings in the commercial district of the Philippines. He was also known as a businessman who blocked the ready - to - fire military tanks of the Pro - Marcos Forces with his construction equipments during the EDSA Revolution, in his desire to protect the innocent people.Then, he became known as a pro - poor Mayor giving 11,000 homes to homeless people.President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo could not help but notice this low key man and appointed him to her Cabinet as the Chairman of the Metro Manila Development Authority and went on solving the perennial traffic, garbage, and brakdown of discipline in the country's capital region. Today, lots of Filipinos all over the country are urging him to run for President fitting him against traditional and well moneyed politicians.
If you want something done in the Philippines, call Bayani Fernando.
by Prof. Toti Dulay December 20, 2008
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San Fernando Nightcap

The act of receiving oral sex while watching pornography.
Stacy wasn't ready for their date to be over, so she accepted Eric's offer of a San Fernando nightcap.
by arh_ October 4, 2011
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Fernet

A strong, earthy concotion favored by summer all-stars, but known for undoing lesser associates made weak by their desk jobs.
AMM used to be able to hang, but since she started working she can't touch PDH in a Fernet drinking contest.
by PeeDeeAitch July 2, 2008
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Fernard

A small bowl of marijuana that just gets a couple people a little high.
1) "Dude, wanna smoke a bowl or something before you go home?"

"I don't know man, I've got to talk to my mom when I get home."

"well, maybe just a fernard?"

"yea, I suppose I could handle just a fernard."
by Bernard McWilliams October 18, 2008
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Fernandina Shark Tail

Used for women who refuse anal, or just because it's hot. While the girl is face down while you are ramming her from behind in her vagina, in mid-pump, you come down with a judo chop to the head but keep your hand on her, forming the shark fin. It should be of sufficient force to knock her out. After that, you put it in her ass. Hence the tail.
My girlfriend refused to try anal with me so I gave her the Fernandina Shark Tail.
by BadAssJimmyB August 5, 2009
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Fernando

A God fearing man that is from BP.
Fernando is a christian and goes to church, and loves God.
by Moba February 3, 2010
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