Felchmonger

One who loves the act of using a paper towel tube or toilet paper roll and lubricant to insert a small rodent in their ass.

Simon, Matt and Dennis the felchmongers practice the act of felching daily at 3:09 PM. They are ridiculously aroused by this act of rodents being inside.

by AngryCPET March 28, 2007

felch belch

v. The act of sucking semen out of someone's ass and then belching in satisfaction. See belch, felch

This can also be used as an insult.

*shloooooooook shlooooooooooook ....... BARRRRRRRRP*

Phil? Oh yeah.. that guy is such a felch belch.

by ryan y April 4, 2006

Felchin

The action of licking taint formally known as tossing salad

My mom caught me felchin my stuffed animals last night

by Kota13f September 2, 2018

fetch

cool, peng, fun, etc..

you’re so fetch.. that’s so fetch...

by mariam’s definitions May 7, 2018

felch

Sucking, licking or eating your own jizz out of your partner anus after an intercourse.

I felched my girlfriend's brother last night and he loved it.

by Kyan January 7, 2004

felch-bait

One who desires to be felched. (eg. Yes! Yes! Cum in my ass!....Now suck it out, bitch!)

Bryant Gumble. What a flech bait.

by shyjason September 5, 2005

felch

v.t., (from the Welsh: honor; dignity)to suck your own semen out of another man's rectum (preferably with a straw).

Having corn-holed Tom Jones with abandon, I fetched a flexi-straw and felched Tommy Boy 'till he was dry.

by Ronald Hall January 10, 2003