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Fetus headbutt

When your friend is pregnant and needs to have an abortion, you headbutt her fetus area hoping to kill the fetus.
"Ah, I think I'm pregnant I need you to fetus headbutt my fetus!"
by marmar37 January 1, 2009
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Fetus pump

When a man puts his schlong into a woman's belly button and shooting his masquerade of goodness directly into her stomach, forming a fetus. This is usually happens right after a falcon punch, in which the woman has lost their baby.
Girl 1: *Crying* I am 5 months pregnant and this man just falcon punched me!

Guy 1: Sweet. Fetus pump?
by Dylster69 September 29, 2009
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Fetus Job

Where a pregnant woman's unborn fetus jerks you off during sex.
Vegas, only place you can get away with a fetus job and not feel ashamed.

Thank god for the fetus job; that girl's blimp of a stomach wasn't doing it for me.
by DSpi August 11, 2010
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fetus ball

its lke soccer/ rugby/ football/ ultimate frisbee but with a fetus, and when it explodes you get an extra 10 point to your team score. teams consist of 5 people against 5 people and must have atleast 70 yards of field to work with.
wanna go down to the park and get a game of fetus ball goin?

fetus ball is life
by cheesymcneesy December 26, 2013
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Fetus deletus

A spell used for growth but can be used for abortion if pointed at the penis.
I used fetus deletus to enhance my growth.
by Superbatman012354 October 24, 2019
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Fetus day

This is the day we celebrate fetus's existing. It is celebrated every month on the 3rd
Person a; "hey what day is it?"

Person b; "insert any month 3rd, also known as national fetus day!"
by Fruityygilda June 3, 2021
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Fetus fallacy

The fetus fallacy is when you are having a debate or argument with someone and they bring up abortion when it is unrelated to the original subject.

When this happens, the person who brings up abortion automatically loses the argument.
"We were talking about gun rights and for some reason he brought up abortion. So he lost the argument because of the fetus fallacy"
by Tzarzan December 1, 2021
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