A private university in Melbourne, Florida known its abundance of incels,high cost, being 3/4 male, and recent rape cover stories. 75% of students lack any social skills, 15% are alpha males on sports scholarships, and the last 10% are too fried to notice. Campus security can often be seen busting freshmen for weed instead of taking care of the crackheads that wander in the popular botanical garden.
“Welcome to Florida Tech!”
Student A: *Refuses eye contact*
Student B: *Passed out drunk at greek village*
Student C, blowing Os: “Oh sorry, did you wanna hit this?”
Student A: *Refuses eye contact*
Student B: *Passed out drunk at greek village*
Student C, blowing Os: “Oh sorry, did you wanna hit this?”
by jdsk1000 December 17, 2019
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My woman and I did a Florida flagpole last night, funny thing is, we were actually outside in a strong thunderstorm.
by Rpveeham July 25, 2014
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A Florida ID is an alternative to a driver's license - it is an identification card issued to those who can not drive by the Florida Department of Motor Vehicles. It is issued when a person, usually a teenager, has waited a ridiculous amount of time to get their license, and has grown older to the point where they can't legally function without some form of identification. Therefore, they obtain one of these "Florida IDs" and use it in the same way they would use a driver's license for identification purposes.
by Robert Koehler October 24, 2006
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Get the Florida Punch mug.To have sex on the balcony, doggie style, while the woman leans over the railing, watching the Florida sky in plain view of anyone looking up at them. If you scream too loud, you're likely to draw some unwanted attention.
There is no better way to celebrate passing the Florida Bar than to be taken hard in the Florida Position.
by floridaposition July 13, 2010
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sane humans: yes my lord
sane humans: yes my lord
by floridaman202069 June 3, 2020
Get the FloridaMan mug.1. Tripping; in an altered state of mind. The emphatic form is "totally not in Florida", equivalent to tripping balls. The association of Florida with a normal state of mind could itself reasonably be considered the result of consuming controlled substances.
2. In a generally disagreeable situation. See also: fucked.
2. In a generally disagreeable situation. See also: fucked.
"You guys, the bed just melted and turned into a thousand snakes, and then a herd of pink elephants flew by the window!"
"Oh boy, Dan is totally not in Florida right now."
"Oh boy, Dan is totally not in Florida right now."
by xaonon September 5, 2006
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