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Facespam

A type of Facebook application which prompts you to invite or add more friends in order to use the application or view quiz results.

Facespam-ed
When a friend on your list chooses you as one of their 15 (out of 300) friends that will enable them to use this application.

If it is not contained; it may spread and cause the demise of Facebook.
P1 - "I hate facespam! Now I will never know `what dog I should own!`"
P2 - "I know exactly what you mean! I get Facespamed by this girl I knew in grade two all the time!"
P3 - "Really? Send them to me I want to get rid of a few people on my list! I will facespam them to Death!"
*... awkward pause...*
P3 - "Too far?"
P1+P2 - "Beyond."
by LilMissHousewife January 31, 2008
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facesack

The throwing and catching of one's dice bag on one's face.

Points are awarded for consecutive sack catches, the first to achieve 10 "Face Sacks" wins.
"Would you like to place Facesack?"
"Yes, first to 10 sacks wins!"

"Your sack has landed on my face, minus two points!"
by _Ethan June 11, 2008
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faceslide

a face slide is when somebody slides on their face over a set distance on a named surface.
that guy just did a massive faceslide when he bailed.
by LewwyJ December 21, 2008
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facestapo

the administrators of facebook. will disable you for talking too much to your friends. they also have no soul
dang, my account got disabled by the facestapo
by awesomeman3 February 14, 2009
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facescrub

cleansing your facebook friends list of the less than desirable and have lost their value, such as ex-coworkers, ex-girl/boyfriends, and those that you accepted originally with full intention of deleting as friends later.
Before my girlfriend notices I'm friends with my ex, I'm going to do a facescrub.
by Darksun33 December 8, 2009
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Fuck Faces

Faggets that can't get girls at their own school so they have to go for every single girl at a different school who dont know that those guys are actually nasty douche bags.
Jr and Taylor cant get girls from Carson so they try for every single girl at Douglas wow those guys are nasty fuck faces.
by TryForACarsonGirl November 8, 2010
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Facester-Strudel

The end result, or epiphany, of semen completing its ejaculatory travels onto a recipent's face. The recipient will then resemble one of nature's greatest gifts, a Toaster-Strudel.
Hey man, I totally gave your girlfriend a facester-strudel last night!
by DrummerOrion October 3, 2005
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