Funcle

When your mum fucks your uncle thus, Funcle.

Chantal has funcle baby syndrome, her mum and uncle of bumped uglies.

by bobmarty December 28, 2022

High functioning alcoholic

Someone who always drinks too much and whose life is falling apart because of it. ... Some people seem to be just fine even though they abuse alcohol. Experts call these people “functional” or “high-functioning" alcoholics."

Even though we never see Sarah sober, it doesn't get in the way of her life.

Sarah being a high functioning alcoholic has a sucessful life, job, and family.

by Kenztenz July 30, 2017

Form over Function

Ok so, I have an Apple TV. And I've been watching Harvey Birdman, and every morning I wake up and I sit on my recliner just to watch the program that Brett Buck calls "Must-see TV". It's all fun, good- and... fun until I try to get up or my cat bites my penis and I get scared, start flailing around. Then the TV remote falls into the cushions, and I have to get up and spend the next 10 minutes looking for this tiny piece of garbage. This is the definition of "form over function": a touchpad that's too sensitive dd-d--s-s-d-- it's so fucking thin it phases through matter. I hate this object, this is the bane of my incredibly uninteresting life.

Person 1: Hey what cool new thing did you buy?
Person 2: An Apple TV
1: That thing is the literal definition of form over function...

by WackyH May 11, 2021

functionable

Able to function after a long night of partying.

I have to be functionable at 6 am!

by Amy December 19, 2003

funch

To flip a pillow over to the cool side.

I funched the pillow and then put it under her ass to we could do it doggy style.

by valueslut February 27, 2003

functional dumbass

1.) a person who, although intelligent, functions as a dumbass. 2.) Someone who is motivated to rise only to the level of function necessary to complete a task.

1.) Q: "Your friend seems smart! Does she do well in school?" A: "Nah! She's a functional dumbass!"
2.) That functional dumbass fixed my computer problem, but now all my files are deleted!

by 3 card Monty May 25, 2009

Funchal

Capital city of Madeira, an epic island.

Person 1: Funchal is awesome!
Person 2: Great minds think alike!

by BritishRage.uk October 11, 2012