Excuse me but my cock is in your mouth

To silence someone instantly by shoving your dick in their mouth.

Girl: I was like No! IM going out with Tom and she was like NO I AM and so I was like nu uh I am and she was like no way I am and I was like-
Guy: Excuse me but my cock is in your mouth
Girl: What?-urghlughg!

by Jake Broholm April 5, 2010

existential nihilism

The feeling that nothing matters.

Giving an example of existential nihilism is so pointless. We're all gonna die anyway...

by RoninRogue November 19, 2013

um excuse me

something all cool people say when there is awkward silence. if you are talking to someone and they stop responding but you don't want to be a pain, just say um excuse me. it always works.

"so...."
-awkward silence-
''um excuse me"
instant messgae/ text
"hi"
"hi"

"wu"
"nm"
..........................
"um excuse me"

by cow125 October 6, 2012

excuse me

What you say when you fart. (Britain)

American: Excuse me.
British: -snigger-

by Desmondly December 9, 2008

existentialism on prom night

A song by one of the greatest bands of all, straylight run. It deals with everything that is unsure in life. and what could be impacted by decisions that are made. And the venurability that goes with all things pure.

" you would kill for this, just a little bit, just a little bit, sing like you think no ones listening "

by noflyway99 February 1, 2005

excuse me, but i have to go to the pissa

a phrase used when you need to go to the bathroom, such as when making natural pee; best used in a typical, generic, angry Ms. Hasz British accent.

Excuse me, but I have to go to the pissa.

by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003

exaustriated

A word in the Talish dictionary. It is a combination of exausted and exacerbated. Occurs at the peak of annoyance when you would just rather be sleeping than dealing with that annoyance.

This word is a verb

I was so exaustriated after my parents found out about me sneaking out last night (and consequently not getting any sleep).

by Soft Hack July 29, 2008