emotional prostitute

One who provides emotional fulfullment for another person in exchange for money or goods. This may be accomplished where the Emotional Prostitute pretends to care or actually cares about the customer's emotional issues.

I am an Emotional Prostitute. For fifty dollars I will listen to your problems and make you believe I actually care.

by thoughtlesspig November 26, 2010

emotional rapist

a person who treats others as pawns, manipulates their minds and plays with their emotions.

Ryan is an emotional rapist, he likes to prey on insecure young girls, will f%ck you and then also f%ck you up and over, later.

by squeezy esq July 13, 2010

emotion porn

Any media sought out to elicit overwhelming euphoria or distress for the viewer's enjoyment, often resulting in cryarhea, faith in humanity, or both.

"Felicia hadn't had a good cry for a while, so she sought out some emotion porn on YouTube."

by StJost October 28, 2013

emotional vampire

when you wave casually at this person as you walk by, they quickly walk over and slowly suck the life from your veins by telling sad story after sad story about why their life stinks, then they leave feeling happy and full of life while they have left you completely drained

quick here she comes, run away fast, she's an emotional vampire

by biggestloser February 10, 2010

serious emotional trauma

While physical trauma heals, serious emotional trauma leaves permanent psychological scars.

Getting my foreskin caught in my trouser zipper at age 5 was bad enough, but what gave me serious emotional trauma was when my mother had to unzip it.

by harry flashman July 14, 2003

lancer evolution

In 1992, Mitsubishi came out with the first Lancer Evolution, powered by a 2L, 250 hp turbocharged-intercooled 4G63 engine with all wheel drive and weighed 2574 lbs. The Evolution began to advance through the EVO II with 260 hp, increasing turbo boost pressure, the EVO III with 270 hp and a second intercooler, and a larger rear wing, to the EVO IV with the new twin-scroll turbo, to the EVO V, with it's aluminum spoiler, to the EVO VI with a twinwing spoiler, including a Tommi Makinen version, a heavier car, to the EVO VII with the new Active Center Differential, to the nicely made EVO VIII...EVO's are a great car because they are a 4 cylinder with 276 hp and 289 lb-ft stock and are capable of competing with higher classes of cars, such as the Corvette(I shit you not, I saw a stock EVO VIII outrun a stock Corvette)...

EVO's rule!!!

by Douchebag February 28, 2004

emotional vampirism

The act of manipluating another into an intense desired emotional state; such as love, passion, anger, in order to absorb the resulting emotional energy.

Emotional vampirism includes such practices as learning what someone needs in a mate and accentuating those traits so the person thinks he or she is in love.

by Alexis Sekhemu September 30, 2006