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emmer

Emmer is an accurate representation of today's society. A strange individual that likes to gag a lot.

a very strange individual that likes to nonce on kids behind the big tesco
Whos that emmer you were on about?
emmer is a pedo, keep your kids away from her and don't let them near the back of the big tesco
by shrek's left testicle November 12, 2019
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Emmett

... stutters like a mf, pretty cute though
by sjsu is as February 17, 2020
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Emmett

A annoying brat that needs to off himself
by Okie Doke man March 17, 2020
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Emmeriately

The instant that Tao Cares Relief Fund reaches $35k, at which, Jon Schwartz will shave his head.
Tao Cares raised $35k, so Jon Schwartz shaved his head emmeriately!
by TSpoon227 May 5, 2020
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Emmett

Emmett is that guy that most people click with quickly, he's funny, nice, and a good guy... for the first 3 years you know him. After that, he turns into a man that is constantly on his period and can't take a joke, would honestly rather be in a room with ten girls on their periods than him for a day straight after he starts going through puberty. Would rate a 6 out fo 10.
Guy 1: Yo this guy really started to get annoying I've known him for so long now he's so entitled

Guy 2: oh you mean he pulled into an Emmett

Guy 1: Exactly!
by Jackospark May 13, 2020
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Emmett

Emmett enjoys taking a giant shit in somebodies dick. He then rubs it up and down and sucks it.
Emmett is so hot.
by Memelord6 August 2, 2020
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Emmet

a fucking piece of shit that doesent know anything about the real world.
this person is also know to get angry easily and doesnt care about his friends or family.
by Soggy Buns November 6, 2020
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