Elf-skinned

A name for a small with shriveled skin. Squatlander, munchkin, dwarf, midge, little big man boy, thungoid, tassel-tot, ect.
The dog-headed elf-skinned harlot, Darwin squatted on his mushroom and offers drugs to pedestrians.
by Banana Hammie November 14, 2019
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Elf yourself

To dress up and have aggressive sex with an elf under a couch
John: "Hey jack you should go elf yourself"
Jack: "that's probably better then my current sex life John"
by Jake356Io December 13, 2019
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Elf-shat

A toy that was knowingly broken before being wrapped and placed under the tree for a small child. The blame of the breakage is then placed on an elf.
Sorry about your broken airplane, Timmy. It appears you've been elf-shatted again.
by Adamir Putin December 24, 2014
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Elf cuck

Someone who is currently being cuckholded by one of Santa’s elves
See that guy Jess? Yeah, this Christmas he became an Elf Cuck.
by Greg678910 December 11, 2019
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cloud elf

Engineers who develop, maintain and support cloud infrastructure
John is an Azurecloud elf
by Cloud Elf September 06, 2017
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Spider Elf

A super sugar obsessed person most likely an elf . and often is a spider man fan who pretends to be him but gets to much into the role. and ALWAYS A DUMBAS*
joey: STOP EATING ALL MY SNACKS SPIDER ELF OMG!
elf: lol no....

elf got dropkicked to the face lol and got called a snack stealer
by JOEY PEACHES IS #1 March 12, 2022
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high elf

Usually a very tall Elf with pale to fair toned skin. They have dark (almost black) slanted eyes, sharp jawline, light colored hair, and very slim in size.
High Elves are rare, beautiful creatures that ususally specialize in Alchemy, Psionicism (psionicist), and other magical classes.
by Jai January 23, 2005
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