Eager Beaver

Someone who is very damn excited/anxious for something, usually resulting in extreme fucking annoyance for the people around them.

Shit, he's such an eager beaver when it comes to getting laid. one day he's gonna cum his pants!

by morningtea May 4, 2007

Edge of Nowhere

Edge of Nowhere is a gaming site that was originally named Blizzhackers and focuses on hacking video games produced by Blizzard Entertainment. Blizzhackers was shut down by Blizzard for legality issues and the website returned as "Edge of Nowhere". Now offering a minimal amount of hacks and cheats, Edge of Nowhere continues because of its close-knit userbase (most of whom have known each other for around 5 years).

I spend way too much time on Edge of Nowhere.

by Foxtrot22 October 30, 2007

double edged liar

1. A person who covers a lie with another lie.
2. A person with a never ending trail of lies.

I caught you in a lie and now your trying to lie your way out of it! You're nothing but a double edged liar.

by barrywixon August 14, 2006

edgar friendly

Supporting character in the movie "Demolition Man" with Silvester Stallone and Wesley Snipes, played by Dennis Leary with his usual abrasive style. Example quote:

According to Cocteau's plan, I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal?

I don't know why they are insisting on an example for this. You don't run around saying, I got abe-lincolned do you? Ok, how about this: The other day I was walking down the street and I met Edgar Friendly. He proceeded to pull from his bag a large phallic object, a can of whip cream, two clothes pins, some ice cubes and a tube of preparation H with the applicator already attatched. He then proceeded to abe-lincoln me.

by Ebola Boy June 16, 2006

straight edge

If you're really straight edge, you don't need to go telling everyone about it, it's something you do for YOURSELF. 99% of the morons with X's on their hands are posers/scenesters obsessed with fashioncore.

Example: A lot of the girls on the "girls gone wild" commercials have big black X's on their hand but they're taking off their clothes for cash. How is that respecting their bodies?

by frank zappa March 18, 2005

jagged edge

Actually, contrary to what was stated, drug use is not frowned on at all. Jagged edge is all about freedom. do what you want, fuck what the others say.

Jagged Edge for ever

by JxE September 3, 2006

poseur straight edge

One who begins to act straight edge for fashion, rather than physical or emotional health. Usually poseur straight edges can be identified by being 13-15, ages when most have no choice but to be straight edge, but few choose to flaunt it. Pen-drawn X's on the back of the hands are one of the only things that is similar between a real straight edge and a poseur straight edge. Poseur straight edges are essentially whatever clic the individual was before they found that marker, plus two black x's. These kids usually are not part of the hardcore scene in itself, but try to salvage their integrity by listening to watered-down, cookie cutter hardcore music.

Ernest: Hey! That kid looks hardcore straightedge! Oh wait! He is wearing dickies shorts and 130 dollar skater shoes and he has blonde hair! Whoops!

by 6:47 AM June 5, 2005