ankles-to-ears

The position in which a horny woman may be found awaiting coitus.

Q. What did the blond put behind her ears to attract a man?

A. Her ankles!

by ButtFuzz August 3, 2005

EarthCore

EarthCore is derived from the general hardcore or metalcore. It also takes influence from trees, dirt, rocks, lava, and water. Its most popular influence is air! Although usually the band members are earth benders. While sometimes the members could be air benders water bender too. Fire benders are not allowed! The most common instruments used in earth core are: breakdowns, triangle, legos, and an acordian. Some well known EarthCore bands are: From Trees We Rise, Earth Wind and Fire, Kansas, Escape The Earth, The Earth Wears Sandals, Plate Techtonics!, I Grew The Earth King, Parkway Plants, Nanogers, Nano Robot performing surgery on a blood vessel, Elton Earth, As I Grow Plants, Defend Defend!, May Brings Flowers, Beneath The Sky, Bring Me The Ocean, Darkest Tree, A Plant to Remember, Enter Water, The Fall of Weeds, and this is just a start of the big bands out there.

Eric: Have you heard the new The Earth Wears Sandals album?
Aang: Hellz yea BRAH! its so EarthCore!
Eric: I know it makes me wanna plant some trees! EARTHxCORE!

by Joe Hom May 6, 2009

ears bunny

A slang term telling an ex lover good-bye, used with a hand gesture in which you give the peace sign. In other words, "peace out" but more pissed off... cause they're an asshole

"My ex dumped me on the phone after 6 years of dating, but now I'm sleeping with somebody better. Ears bunny, bitch."

by raddiemoss May 26, 2021

iPod Ears

When 2 men ejaculate into a woman's ears, one ear each, leaving a large reservoir of ejaculate in each ear. Some of the semen will then run down her cheeks giving the impression that she is wearing a pair of the white headphones popularised by the Apple iPod.

This bird is well mucky, we gave her the iPod ears and she loved it.

by stiff peeda February 19, 2010

Flat earther

An imbecile who was dropped on their head as a baby multiple times or divorced people who want to die

Yo that bitch is a flat earther. She tried to talk to me yesterday and I think I lost a brain cell

by Mesa big boy February 17, 2019

flat-earther

One who believes in the theory of flat earths, perhaps as a result of having either a flat head or flat testicles.

Two flat-earther astronauts go into space.

"Look dude, we're orbiting a blue pancake!"
"Holy fuck! That's a funny ball-shaped pancake!"

by masterblaster01 January 17, 2018

Eartha Lee

A strong black woman who believes in God and loves to cook. May have a quick tongue, but loves her family immensly.

Savannah: "This food is amazing!"

Aminah: "Dang, you cook like an Eartha Lee..."
Malik: "Thanks. I'll take that as a compliment."

by Sav44 November 3, 2011