Sports Erection

A person who gets an erection from playing or watching sports.

Dude, that guys such a sports erection. He's getting hard over the Man-U game.

by TheMullenia August 19, 2011

The Erection of Gru

Gru has never gotten an erection (even during the act of stuffing), but it is prophesied in the scriptures that when he does, a shockwave will be sent across the earth, a cataclysmic event.

The moment the erection of Gru started, everyone knew the world as they knew it was over.

by Fiishy December 15, 2021

erection ratio

The comparison in length of one's erect penis to their non-erect penis. Expressed the same as mathematic ratios (i.e. 4:1 or 4 to 1).

Hey Roberto, my wife says my erection ratio of 2 to 1 just doesn't satisfy her needs.

by Gary Coleman IV April 10, 2008

Erection

When your Penis gets hard from sexual thoughts, sights, or stimulations

"Aw man, Jessica's big tits are giving me a giant erection"

"James, stick your thick erection up my pussy!"

by BonerGuy17 October 25, 2016

Vaginal Erection

Mmm...got a whiff of his cologne? Did he just take his shirt off at the gym? Did you start to feel a little tingly...down there? Perhaps a bit moist? And almost like your clitoris is standing 6 feet tall? Well girl, you've just suffered from a vaginal erection.

I was sitting at my desk and when he walked by I smelled his cologne. I had to run to the bathroom after I realized I'd just had a vaginal erection.

by vaginiqua October 26, 2011

erection

When your penis stands to attention. See boner, stiffy.

Thinking about my girlfriend always gives me an erection.

by urban pervert April 25, 2003

presidential erection

noun. the excitement of any possible chance of replacing the current president via a new election.

"I've such a presidential erection for 2008."

by Justin & Todd November 25, 2007