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2010 Election

November 2, 2010. A sad day in America.
It is typical for a mid-term election to favor the oppostion party, however due to unlimited corporate spending this year, the G.O.P. took a bigger chunk than anyone would have thought possible. Republicans had a 25% approval rating in 2010. They somehow bought a majority in Congress and made gains in the Senate. Luckily the Tea Party was only able to get 32% of their candidates elected.
The 2010 Election was a major set back for President Obama and a potentially devasting blow to the working class struggling to recover from the Bush Depression.
by Charles_U_Farley November 8, 2010
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Eleanor

Eleanor is the kindest and most loyal person ever. She is a person who likes small gestures rather than big. On her outside, she is often seen as bitchy, confident and a player but deep down she is camera-shy and isn't very sociable. If you manage to gain her trust (which is hard since she has alot of trust issues) ,she is always there. Eleanor's are taller than there friends and cane name and describe anyone in a room. She doesn't really care much but if you manage to piss her off your dead. Boys are always thinking about her, yet she does not think this. She is ,however very picky and though she may not seem like it, she judges on first impressions so be careful !!!!!!
Boy 1:Man, how do I get down on her?
Boy 2:You can't that Eleanor. She the best girl ever.
Boy 1:I'll still try.
Boy 2:Good luck...
by CIassy January 7, 2020
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electric pony

An uncommon sexual act whereby one person kneels naked on their hands and knees (doggy style). The other person takes their penis and ejaculates all over the kneeling person's back, being careful to leave a sticky trail down the other person's spine. Then, the standing person takes an electric razor and shaves part of their pubic hair. Finally, taking a handful of hair, they sprinkle it along the sploogy trail where it sticks, forming a mane.

This is often used as an initiation practice in college fraternities. The "pony" created would then have to canter around campus in the middle of the night, making horse noises and waking up some of the dorm residents, until quickly spirited away by the pony creator, before the law arrives.

note: definition courtesy Gabe.
An' now Ah'm gonna give you an' electric pony. skeet skeet skeet, bzzzzz; awwwww, lookit that mane!
by A card in the wind April 23, 2006
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Joy Electric

The coolest, most awesome electronic pop act the music industry has ever seen.
"Have you ever heard of Joy Electric?"
"Are you kidding? I have every album!"
by Benedict Madrigal January 6, 2008
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Electric Cowboy

Did you hear what happened to Pete? The cops were trying to taser his chest but his arms were in the way, so they gave him an Electric Cowboy instead!
by smalloval April 9, 2011
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Electric squeeze

It is a gay or straight maneuver, but the electric squeeze is when you put your testicles into the partner's anus. This causes a squeezing sensation that will electrify your nutsack.
"Can you give me an electric squeeze again?"
"Yes, I love that maneuver!"
by Poopy pants99 August 21, 2014
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Election

Masshole driving in New Hampshire: hey look, there are signs for candidates on people's lawns. Is there an election coming up?

New Hampshirite: You're in New Hampshire, so yes, there is an election coming up.
by Granite State November 3, 2009
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