Pukes and Dukes

Pukes & Dukes is when you are VERY, VERY, VERY sick and you are throwing up, and going number one out your ass at the same time ( liquid shits)
Normally you will need a trash can, sink, bathtub, or shower stall very close to the toilet to avoid a massive clean up in your underpants, flooring or walls.

Avoid laughing, coughing, sneezing, or any other movements that will cause you to un-pucker your rectum because this could lead to a shart.

Man I am soooo sick today, I have the pukes and dukes. I almost shit my pants but I got lucky and snapped up the trash can and sat down.

Ugg... pukes and dukes are the worst, nothing like having it come out of both ends..

by Killentime December 28, 2010

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dudes

Once your fellow people have come to know you well you automatically inherit the name DUDE. When more than one "DUDE" come together then it becomes "DUDES".

Idiot#1- "WOW!!! Did you see what that dude just did?"
Idiot#2- "Ya!!! That was COOL!"
Idiot#1 - "I wish I was a DUDE."
Idiot#2- " Ya me too."
Dude- "SWEET!! Ya can you leave cause' were going to have a dudes party. Only dudes allowed!!!"

by dude June 19, 2006

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Kissing Dudes

When somthing sucks, or is boring.

Man we were really kissing dudes today in class.

by Blanco Dragon May 10, 2010

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Dless

/dlɛs/
adjective
adjective: dless; suffix: -dlessly; related noun: dlessness
Literally meaning without a dick or "dickless" is a term that originated in mid to late 2015. It is used to signify the feeling of doing something in a manner that makes you feel as though a chad alpha male just lost its male sex organ.

The first known human to be part of the cult of dlessness is an individual known as Joel.

Liverpool losing 4-0 to Man City was the most dless thing that happened today
I didn't expect to do so dlessly on my test

Why so dless?

by ghostofX01 July 3, 2020

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Dudese

For those of you that need the language of dudese explained:

dude (normal dude)
meaning: in recognition of something pleasant (sometimes just randomly)

DUDE!!! (spoken loudly with enthusiasm)
meaning: "check this out," or, "an exciting event"

duuuuuuude (spoken quietly and with reverence)
meaning: in recognition of a negative event or circumstance

dude! (spoken in a short, raspy tone) with a sharp jerk of the head
meaning: to show annoyance or frustration

duuuUUde! (spoken in crescendo)
meaning: usually leading up to a question

DUUuude... (spoken in annoyance)
meaning: in recognition of a stupid event

" " (silent dude)
meaning: in a state of shock from something just seen, heard, or experienced(example: a girl)

“dude” (quiet, not completely silent, dude)
meaning: “come here, I need to talk to you”

duUUUude (voice travels up and down)
meaning: in recognition of a dumb, stupid person; “retard”

by MissGum August 28, 2005

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