royal douche

A person who engages in acts that are so extraordinarily stupid or annoying that he or she could be considered the King or Queen of douches.

Did they ever find out who pulled the fire alarm at 5:30 this morning? No, but whoever it was is a royal douche.

by cbear'09 March 20, 2011

Douche Magouche

A douche magouche a person that brings the word douche bag to the ultimate extreme. A person that has gone above and beyond to show that he is not worthy of any kind of relationship whether it be social or romantic. This person has tried to fool others into thinking that he is an honest person and true to his word but he is a FAILURE!

My ex boyfriend is a complete Douche Magouche.

by amberwambertamber November 24, 2010

douche caboose

A group of douche bags that can be found walking behind a group of attractive women, usually as they enter a nightclub.

"Hey, look at those sorostitutes that just came in. Let's buy them a round of shots!" "Nope.. there's the douche caboose."

by Cullen S October 23, 2007

Ass Douche

N. A person who is so egotistical that he has very little thought of the feelings of people around him. In short, a person who is too much of an asshole to be just a douche, and too much of a douche, to be just an asshole. It is time to reevaluate yourself if someone refers to you as an ass douche.

When Matt was making jokes at her expense, he was being a real ass douche!

by Sarjas July 30, 2010

douche mark

The monetary unit of germany, or doucheland

The bathroom attendant at a restaurant in doucheland wanted some douche marks for standing there; he didn't even wipe your butt or anything.

by andy1 January 16, 2006

writ of douchebaggery

A license to behave like a douchebag. Notable holders include President George W. Bush and Attorney General John Ashcroft.

Ashcroft's prosecuting people for medicinal marijuana use? He must have invoked his writ of douchebaggery.

by Scott Lanway June 23, 2004

Douche fad

A thing, idea, or whatever that is done/used only because other people do it. Douche fad is used as a negative term, because it implies that people that are part of a douche fad cannot think for themselves or be themselves.

If you see a lot of people doing one thing that really annoys you, and can see that if only one person did it it would make that person look like a total idiot, it is probably a douche fad.

Understand that not all fads are douche fads. "That's what she said" is not because if used properly, it is genuinely funny. Other fads are cool too.

Examples of douche fads include:

Wearing your pants so low your boxers/thong is showing

Using overly used words like "awkward" (<--especially when it is misused) and "creeper". "Ignorant" also fits into this category

Doing the cool walk

by NJBoyy January 31, 2009