massage the donut

to succeed despite a lack of preparedness, expected knowledge, or actual information.

I completely forgot about the big meeting today, but I was able to massage the donut-- the boss even complemented that pie graph I put together at the last minute.

by Nive7 June 2, 2010

Fucking Donuts

synonym for 'wasting time' or 'slacking off'

guy #1: "Where's little Ruttiger?"

guy #2: "Probably fucking donuts at home again...."

by Professor Poo March 13, 2009

Drunken Donuts

A nickname for 24-hour "Dunkin' Donuts" stores when used as a haven after a long night of drinking. Often used to nap and sober up until morning.

"I got really wasted last night. I woke up at like 8:00am at Drunken Donuts."

by Ray-Z January 17, 2006

donut dunker

Someone who dunks the proverbial donut into the company coffee; i.e., someone who sleeps around with colleagues from work.

"Check out Alan, he's hitting on the new chick already"
"What a donut dunker!"

by WingNut December 15, 2007

Floppy Donut

A floppy donut is someone who flops

Usmaan is a floppy donut because he got caught by his manager viewing Christmas photos of his friends crush.

by Shanddyyysheliottt December 15, 2021

Crusty donut

An overweight man's anus with so many clingons on his butt hair it looks like a 12 month old donut that's gone crusty.

Bob's crusty donut had been building up for years thanks to his big, hairy a-hole.

by Leroy Tyler Brown May 19, 2016

the last donut

The reason the civil war started: Chris Evans was going to have the last donut with red, white and blue sprinkles, but Robert Downey Jr already took it.

Evans: Is that the last donut with red, white and blue sprinkles?

*Downey takes dramatic bite out of donut*
Evans: What did I tell you would happen... if you ate the last donut with red, white and blue sprinkles?
Downey: Little foggy on it, but I think it was something like 'raining down hellfire.'
Evans: That's right.
Downey: And here I am without an umbrella.
Evans: I feel a storm brewing...
*Olsen screams and drops the plate*

by powdered donut June 17, 2021