dinger

Human fingers which, through either hard work or other intensive manual labour, have devolved to look like human dicks.

"Hey Joao, can you open up my Fanta? Shit I forgot... your dingers are too rough."

by Sam_Joanneski November 29, 2023

Rim Dinger

When you're giving a rim job and your tongue slips, inducing uncontrollable flagellants from the recipient, causing laughter until one of you snorts.
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The whole thing ends in awkward silence...

My mom caused a Rim Dinger between me and Brian last night when she , so rudely, walked into to her bedroom without knocking!

by ChaossGoddess May 21, 2021

Dingers

Referring to a couple pounds of chicken wings that are ready to be mucked by a mutant of a fella.

“Hey you fucking peasant, are you ready to go filter some dingers through your mutant boiler?”

by Dust Mitt October 1, 2018

dinger

I stolen motor vehicle typically driven around by criminals.

Ay Zimmer, look at this new dinger g

by kanjag April 23, 2020

Dinger

When you get popped in the face by a baseball as to hitting a Homerun. A Dinger.

You’re friend might say “oh that’s a Hell of a Dinger (homerun).” Instead you end up with a big bump on your face and no graciousness. But, your friend 😊

by BicBop June 28, 2021

ding dinger

Two men snorting drugs off each other’s dicks.

Yo bro let’s go snort coke off each other’s dicks. Yea bro let go rip some ding dingers.

by TH3W0RDSMITH April 30, 2019

dingeritis

The strong sense of depression and/or sickness due to lack of hitting dingers (playing baseball).

Garrett had a bad case of dingeritis in the days leading up to baseball season... He couldn't wait to hit those dingers.

by twinkletwinklelittlesprinkle June 4, 2016