ding

When a woman surprises a man by inserting a finger in his anus during sexual activity. Usually during oral sex.

"When I was blowing my boyfriend last night, I dinged him and hit his prostate and he came all over my face."

by playtheviolins January 13, 2008

Ding

word one says after consuming pot and is backed. originating from the sound an oven makes after you food is baked. first uttered in this context: "Ding! ...your 'bobby' is baked!"

guy:(walks into art class) Ding!
girl: WOW, u smell like pot so much, have sum gum
guy: thanks ;)

by Da Ding-myester December 9, 2007

ding

means "correct". This term came from the sound a MAC makes when a file upload is complete, meaning "you accomplished your upload"

person 1: I think she is s complete gaphead.
person 2: Ding!

by bizon April 22, 2003

ding-ding

A fucking idiot; a person lacking in common sense.

Man, that dude is such a ding-ding.

by the b-word April 17, 2006

Chen Ding

An amazing and epic man who, while also being a gold medal Olympic walker, is also a name for only the most sexy and awesome men. He makes women nut at the sight of him, and also may have erectile disfunction.

Man 1:Wow, that Chen Ding is a pretty sexy human!
Man 2: That nigga stole my girl!

by not chen ding October 5, 2018

DIng King

A person possessing a large number of dingleberries, or a person who eats/cleans large amounts of dingleberries from clients.

Person 1: Yo, do you see Jack over there?
Person 2: Yeah, he's the Ding King.

by NipSlicer69 May 9, 2011

ding

Referring to the sound a toaster makes when it finishes...Thus, when a person finishes (orgasms) they 'ding.'

used to describe something REALLY good, orgasmic.

A: "how was dinner?"
B: "mmm...ding."

or

A: "How was dinner?"
B: "lets just say i dinged about 5 times while eating."

by pancakes make me ding September 12, 2008